Thursday, March 25, 2010

And He says...

In the car the other day, we had this conversation:

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Me: Oh, thats a nice song. Did you ever think that about me? Before you proposed, did you ever look at me and think, 'she's gonna be my wife'?
Him: Listen. That guy on the radio is getting paid to lie. I'm not.
Me: C'mon, you never thought that??
Him: What do you want? You want me to go all 'emo' on you? You want me to comb my hair down over my face? I can't, its not long enough.

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Another time, after telling me how he helped one of my friends dispose of her deceased pet,

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Him: I don't think I'd help you, though, even if you were crying. I don't want you to be emotional. I want you to be strong. Like a German.

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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Things My Husband Says

My husband routinely says things that either
  1. Normal people do not say
  2. Kind people should not say
  3. No one has ever thought to say before
So, on that note, I'm going to start posting things that he says. I think he's amazing, and hilarious, and a bit odd. Perhaps someone will agree. Even if no one does, I'll still have this neat little archive. Please keep in mind that he is in love with me, and is not mean, even though some of the things he says... well, you'll see.

For today, we will highlight some great ones from the past:

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Him: Isn't May 16th Cinco De Maio or something??"

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Him: If we had a baby in the tub, and didn't tell anyone, and didn't register it, wouldn't that make it like, invincible?
Me: Do you mean invisible?
Him: Invisible to the government! Which pretty much makes it invincible!

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Me: Its not that important right now that I get great grades. I'll have a job no matter what.
Him: I can't tell you not to get good grades. That would be like you telling me not to save everyone in the burning building. I'll still be a firefighter anyhow. Maybe I should just grab one or two on the way out.
Me: Its not like that at all. That is a life or death situation. Mine is not.
Him: Here. Get good grades or I'll shoot you in the face. Now its a life or death situation.

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Like I said. He is a nice man. He's not violent. However, he does get a kick out of being inappropriate, and he mixes up his words sometimes. And did I mention he's amazing?
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