Friday, March 4, 2011

Homecoming

Handome missed me.  I can tell by the sweet things he says...

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Him:  Huh.
Me: Yeah?
Him: Well, you have less cellulite than you used to...

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Him: Pregnant women are retarded.  This one woman, she's only 5 months along, and she's bought all of these baby clothes and "I love daddy" stickers and stuff...
Me: Thats not dumb.  Thats normal.
Him: You would think that.
Me: But I'm not pregnant.
Him: Yeah, but you could become pregnant.  That means you have a tiny piece of the retardedness in you.  It will probably stay there until you're past child-bearing age.  After menopause, you'll lose the retarded part of yourself.

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Yep.  He missed me :)

3 comments:

  1. I can vouch for him. He is neither mean or stupid. Just very, very funny in a 'you kinda had to be there' sort of way. But I love him. And I love you too. And miss you both. And welcome any opportunity to get a peek into your too-far-away life.

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  2. I'm confused about why this was "retarded"... does he think you shouldn't buy anything for the kid until it's out? Or am I missing something completely different?

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  3. Miss Hannah,

    Perhaps you should not try to explain him or find meaning in what he says. Perhaps you should just embrace and enjoy the fuzzy confusion that follows :)

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