Handome missed me. I can tell by the sweet things he says...
Him: Well, you have less cellulite than you used to...
Him: Pregnant women are retarded. This one woman, she's only 5 months along, and she's bought all of these baby clothes and "I love daddy" stickers and stuff...
Me: Thats not dumb. Thats normal.
Him: You would think that.
Me: But I'm not pregnant.
Him: Yeah, but you could become pregnant. That means you have a tiny piece of the retardedness in you. It will probably stay there until you're past child-bearing age. After menopause, you'll lose the retarded part of yourself.
Yep. He missed me :)