Jorts (jort-s): Definition - Shorts made out of denim. Specifically, denim shorts roughly shorn above the knee.I do not have words for this experience. I have only photos, and you may find some of them disturbing. If you are uncertain about your capability, here is one photo for your viewing pleasure, and you can decide for yourself.
|Forgive the perspective.|
Let's just chalk it up to me being in shock.
And yes, that is Handsome's favorite belt. He got it for my birthday.
|See these two ladies?|
Yes, one of them *coughMEcough* has a squinting problem.
But they're relatively normal-looking, no?
|Well, those ladies are married to these gentlemen.|
Yes, that is the rain falling down.
No, that is not a shadow on H's upper lip.
Yes, it frightens me sometimes. The mustache, not the rain.
|Notice how much the above picture hid.|
Don't look too long, you may never be able to recover.
"There are some things you just can't un-see."
|I console myself with the fact that at least H's costume wasn't permanent.|
This dude used straight-up spray paint.
Front & back.
|The boys fit in well with the crowd at the race.|
We all participated in the wave.
Because it was necessary, I guess.
|These tow trucks are the only thing I saw race around the track.|
Notice it has stopped raining.
This is after approx. 2 1/2 hours, drying the track.
The rain started back up
|Someone apparently stole his birthday AND cancelled the race due to rain.|
If you think Handsome looks depressed in the above picture, you're right. But have no fear, he is fully recovered today, due to going to the rescheduled race earlier today. There were apparently a few delays, but he got to see the race. And yes, he wore the shorts again.
Coming to grips with Handsome's way of life,