Monday, November 21, 2011

Squirrel Hole of Death

Handsome picked me up today.  He apologized for being late.  Then he proceeded to tell me the most horrifying story every.

Here's the long and the short of it:

Or the short and the long of it, depending on how you measure.

**FTR: There isn't supposed to be am image there.  This is just a representation of the size of the Squirrel hole of death, to scale.  Thank you.  That is all.**
There's a hole about yea big, and its right beside my chimley and under my eaves.  Squirrels have been using it as their front door for it appears years.  Then Handsome tells me that he's busy/gone for the next 17 days, and so it's either my problem, or it's going to have to wait.  I think I'm going to be sick, and am hereby placing our house on the market.  Can I stay with you??

I know they watch me sleep,
TFW

3 comments:

  1. We are going to make a trap...(please refer to the trap we made at doug and cori's with pancake bait) .problem solved...if that dosent work out cori said she would love a squirrel hat lol good luck!

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  2. #1 - wait, so you called theis the Squirrel Hole of Death? So have they died in there? Or are they living in your house?

    #2 - if they're living... I thought you were afraid of chipmunks, not squirrels? LOL

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  3. @Amanda,

    Next year, we're all going to be davey crockett for Halloween. Done.

    @KyFireWife,

    #1 - It's the Squirrel Hole of Death because when I found out they were living up there (very much alive - and loud!) I died inside.

    #2 - Chipmunks, squirrels, flying squirrels, they all have a starring role in my nightmares.

    Thanks for commenting!
    <3 Mariah

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