If you said to me: Bonjour! Comment ça va?
I would reply: Comme ci, comme ça.
If you said to me: Hey darlin'! How ya doin' tah-nigh'?
I would reply: Fair to middlin'
If you said to me: WHAAAAZZUUUP!?
I would ... well, I would not reply to you.
TCoTFW: As a direct result of writing that French phrase up above (which originally said "Comment t'appelle tu?" which means "What is your name" and not "How are you?"), I've just spent 6 minutes with google translator, typing in 11th grade French and trying to remember the right syntax for "I lost my cow on the mountain. He was wearing a hat".
I've had a lovely day, a productive day, and am going now to sew something. Hopefully something inspired and exciting. Possibly something dull, and there is a chance it will just be downright ugly. Its just one of those nights. We've just been given a tornado watch (or warning, which ever is less severe), so I guess it could get more exciting. It's a wait-and-see situation.
Finally, I have this song stuck in my head. You're welcome.
Love in a Tornado,