Subtitled: I Now Have a
Wocket Robot in my Pocket.
Ode to a phone:
You've been my phone for 3-odd years,
I always thought our parting would bring me to tears,
It seems, instead, that I'm happy inside,
A new phone, that works?! This I can abide.
Goodbye, dear flip phone, goodbye and goodnight,
We've been together so long, it almost doesn't seem right.
But there's a new phone in town, and you're out the door
I'd sell you online, but no one uses flip phones anymore.
And so ends the era of a
I watched iRobot too many times,